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BrokenPieces
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Location: Kitchener, ON, Canada
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: Funny stuff hehehe Reply with quote
Just something i had found... enjoy everyone

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Hathor
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Joined: 27 Feb 2007
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Location: In my hubby's arms.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very Happy

Liked this one the best

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
that one was the best one so far ehhehehe


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